Blow Me How's Your Whole Family? The Two Gay Irishmen Rocket In My Pants Holy Shit, It's Christmas! Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains The Dark Years The Stains Incident Tourrette Benefit I'm A Pig Did You Ever Fudge Your Undies In The Rain? The Fudge Rap Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer The Italian Polka Little Peter You Promised The Moon, But I Prefer Uranus Baby Blue

A Preface by Alan Pinchloaf

Dear Listener,

Not long ago, the executive board at Ugly Sisters Records asked me to consult with a team of archivists and musicologists, to help assemble an introductory collection of songs and rare recordings of my good friend and colleague, Red Peters. From his humble beginning singing the national anthem at cockfights to his still talked about performances on the great stages of Europe, this special entertainer has experimented with just about every music style imaginable.

With great pride and sentiment, I offer you this remarkable anthology of rarely heard classics spanning the roller-coaster career of a true show business legend.

Enjoy.

Yours truly,

Alan Pinchloaf