The Miraculous Grotto

Lourdes, France - European correspondent Aldo Braface discovered a "Red Peters Rules" bumper sticker on the back of a bench facing the miraculous Holy Grotto at Lourdes, the site where the Blessed Mother appeared to Bernadette, an adolescent sheep herder. Now pilgrims from all over the world come here hoping for a miracle. Has anyone seen a dog with a splash of white on his coat?