Letter To Fans June 2002

My Fellow Redheads

Let's face it. It was a tough winter with America trying to get back on track and me recovering from my penis reduction surgery. Ouch! I wouldn't rectumend it to anyone. I should of just been happy and kept my big, enormous dick. Too late now. I'll get used to it, I guess. At least the Pats won the Super Bowl.

Anyway, I'm coming out of my shell and getting ready to perform again. I'm rehearsing with Babe Marino, Art Sandcrafts, Craven Blumpkins and the beautiful and talented all-girl singing trio, The Delicious Dips - Patience Belongings, Sandy Clamplate and Ivana Duya. We're all very excited.

We're performing three shows this summer on The Comedy Cruise - July 19, August 16 and September 13. The M/V Aurora leaves historic Long Wharf from the Boston Harbor Cruises terminal at 9:30pm on those select Friday nights. With me on those shows will be some of the finest comedians around, Paul DeAngelo, Kevin Knox and Joe Yannetti to name a few. What a show. Get there early and suck on a big cock...tail at The Landing right at the pier.

It's always a great time. A truly unique night out. I sing all my greatest hits. "How's Your Whole...", "Blow Me", "Let's Do It Doggy Style", Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains", "Little Peter" and many, many more! The spectacle, the beautiful harmonies. It's fucking ridiculous. Who knows, maybe I'll try something new out on the crowd. You never know. I'm definitely going to sing, "The Ten Second National Anthem". You should have been there last year when we threw this one-toothed drunk lady overboard. It was hilarious!

Due to a stinking money dispute, I'm being forced to recall all my cds from all the record stores in America. It's going to blow because it will make it more difficult for you to just go out and buy a cd. You will always be able to get them right here at redpeters.com, so tell your friends. I'll make sure you can get them on-line at amazon, cdnow and Barnes & Noble, too.

I realize it's an inconvenience, but we will re-distribute them to the stores by years end, and who knows, maybe alongside a brand new cd! Yes, that's right! I've been working up some new, classic tunes with Babe and Art and the other nuts I hang with at Ball Bag. We're looking forward to getting into the studio for another beautiful music adventure. I'm feeling a tingling sensation in my shorts right now.

Anyway, please keep in touch, keep an ear erect for new songs and remember, play with yourself whenever you have a chance. That's what I do.

 

Yours Truly,

Red

 

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