The Spelling Song I Don't Just Love You Down There Pullin' It All Night Long The First Time I Met You I Wanna Polka Polka Doggy Style Babe's Auto Villa You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas! Up Your Ass Long And Hard Natural Causes Chicken The Closing Song Use Your Hand Take It Out At The Ballgame Peenitch Gourmet Firewood The Pope The Spelling Song (karaoke) The Closing Song (karaoke)

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An Open Letter From Red To His Fans

Dear Friends

People in the industry tell me that 5 years is along time between albums. Hey, what do I know, I'm the kid whose father always called him the "poor mans Frank Sinatra". And besides, I thought I had said all I had to say with "I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!" What did I have to prove?

But then there were the murmurings. The jive remarks about the sophomore jinx thing. How I didn't have any balls to record another album and that my mother wore army boots.

Well, the executives at Ball Bag Records changed everything when they made me an offer too generous to refuse. But I did have a few stipulations.

1. No one would ever refer to this as my second album. It would be simply called Volume 3.
2. I would have complete creative freedom to record whatever musical style I wanted.
3. I could bring back my good friend Babe Marino, have Pinchloaf narrate and hire whoever the hell I wanted to participate on this record.
4. And then, the most outrageous request ever granted in an album deal, the right to advertise my various businesses on the album.

I may be soft, but I'm not stupid. And that my friend, tipped the scales.

So here you go. A big mixed bag of songs, some new bits and a couple radio skits you've been asking me for.

Hey, life is too long, you gotta have fun.

love,

Red